GASILSKE ŠALE in ANEKDOTE

[Ndrej]

Humor and maybe a bit of reality


One dark night outside a small town in Minnesota, a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant! They must be saved, and I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact." But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the age of 65. To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine operated by these old Norwegians passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant.....and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian old-timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the Norsk old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Norsk fire fighters. The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?" "Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve do is fix da brakes on dat fo**ing truck!"

[Peter]

Rešitev uganke o večstometrskem preskoku ognja pri požaru na Trstelju.

[Janez Koncilija]

Rešitev uganke o večstometrskem preskoku ognja pri požaru na Trstelju.

Da ni to tale, ki smo ga reševali pri nas. Že takrat je rinil k pepelniku, zdaj, ko je pa velik, ga pa takole biksa.

No, ja, majhen je bil prav lzuštkan



LP

Janez

[Ndrej]

Evo vam "gasilska šala", ki je bila objavljena v zadnji številki revije Vaš Mesečnik. To je revija naše lokalne (dolenjske) televizije Vaš Kanal z naklado 40.000.

[nejč]

Delavec RECO MB je bil obveščen preko 112, da gori hiša. Aktiviral je domače in sosednje društvo. Nato je po telefonu poklical domačega poveljnika. Ko se mu je poveljnik oglasil na telefon mu je dispečer povedal, da imajo v vasi požar hiše in da je prožil pozivnike in sireno. Poveljnik pa mu je odgovoril da nima časa ker gre na 50 letnico in odložil telefon. Po 20 min pokliče na RECO predsednik, ki je star cca 70 let in vpraša kaj je narobe. Dispečer mu še vse enkrat lepo razloži, predsednik mu odgovori: " ja , vredu greva z enim gasilcem pogledat kaj je"

[Oskar]

Danes se je nekam na hitro poročil naš član foruma Jernejček.
Kot dokaz prilagam fotko , ki je nastala takoj po gasilski šrangi in se Jernej odpravlja z nevesto k oltarju farne cerkve v Malečniku.
Vso srečo Jernej iz moje strani ! Kot sem izvedel je tudi nevesta gasilka.

[gasilc18]

Oskar, zakaj je to med šalami in anekdotami. Če lahko vprašam?

[gobi]

Potrebuješ očala

[uros11]

Oskar, zakaj je to med šalami in anekdotami. Če lahko vprašam?

mogoce je pa šala?

[rožmarin]

Pravo Uroš 11,ta poveljnik ponavadi nosi na akciji fotoaparat in kamero.....

[beez]

Hehe, da pristavim..



Zaradi te slike mi pa zaročenka očita, da sem "prav zato gasilec"... ajaj, ženske

[uros11]

Pravo Uroš 11,ta poveljnik ponavadi nosi na akciji fotoaparat in kamero.....

tega glih ne razumem?

[ANDY]

Da se ne rabi poveljnik društva sklonit ko pregleduje ČISTOČO ŠKORNJEV, postroji gasilce nekako tako....fotka

[gdemsa]

Uspešno smo pogasili ogenj v skednju in menihi, njegovi lastniki, so nas povabili na čaj in prijazen klepet. Vstopili smo v samostan in eden izmed gasilcev se je spomnil kosmate šale. In kar je še huje, ponovil jo je celo dvakrat.Menih, ki mu je bilo opolzkosti končno dovolj, mu je rekel: "Sin moj, ne samo, da gasiš ogenj v tem življenju, tudi v naslednjem ga boš."

Michael Townsend

[Oskar]

Ali kdo najde hišo ki ima še več kot 10 dimnikov ?